|luke:||i love little kids they're so cute OH GOD OKAY I CAN'T CONTROL THEM NEVERMIND|
|calum:||hi little girl do you want to eat food with me|
|mikey:||this baby cant even hold a wii controller *whispers* what a pussy|
|ashton:||you have a very hot mom|
|calum:||so when these kids get naked people think its 'cute' but when i get naked im told to 'put my clothes on before i get arrested' and 'nudity isnt allowed here'?!|
|mikey:||it smells calum did you fart|
|luke:||oh my god the baby pooped oh my god what do i do|
|ashton:||hey, can you hook me up with your mom? what're you doing why are you running away why does this always happen|
|calum:||the baby wont stop crying oh my god what do we do|
|mikey:||ashton usually stops crying if we let him watch porn|
|ashton:||this sucks i hate kids im never having sex again|
You have got to be fucking kidding me? And the worst part? He’s seen it.
this put me to tears
people are just fucking sick, Ashton please don’t do anything to yourself, no matter how harsh people are
If something happens to Ashton because of all of this you don’t even want to know what I’m gonna do.
I am actually really proud of this so steal without credit and I will be really sad.